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Alphacat in the Hat presents: Adult Nursery Rhymes! Sneeze While I Pee not for the kids! (not to be confused with "Nursery Rhymes With Soul"!!) Oh its horrible, oh so horrible this thing that happens sometimes, There's many tragedies in life, And this is one of mine. See I drink lots of water, More than 8 cups a day, I try not to overdo it, But I think water is just great. It keeps me hydrated, From all the 40's I drink, Glass after glass, man I don't even blink. Once I've drank enough, nature's quick to call, To the toilet! To the bathroom! Commence the waterfall! Down goes the zipper, Up goes the seat! Out comes the...light from the light fixture above me. I whiz and I whiz oh boy look at me go, If this was a rap battle I'd have the illest flow. But something peculiar happens, When I'm halfway thru the deed, That horrible, oh so horrible thing I mentioned, Begins to happen to me. My eyes water... my nose itches, and I get goosebumps I think. And I begin to make that expression like I'm in pain and something stinks. I think I'm about to sneeze! Here comes the snotty rain! How could I dare?!...How is it even possible, that I can maintain my aim?! Ahhhh,I try to hold it Ahhhh, this can not be! CHOOOOOOOOO Gah!!! I really hate it when I sneeze while I pee!! And theres only one thing thats worse and this is REALLY a bother, when duty calls, and I sit down, and my @!*$ touches the water! inspired by Madtv snapshot stories SNAPSHOT STORIES, ARIES SPEARS

Category: Comedy
Uploaded: October 24th, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
Author: Alphacat

Length: 02:06
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